


It’s probably for the best that the Golden Fleece isn’t a pool table kinda place. No snide remarks about how my ring finger is surprisingly bare since we last crossed paths or that I’m already straddling the thin line between sober-and-boring and drunk-and-dancing-on-pool-tables. Luckily for me, Londoners are the sort to forgive, if not forget, a fact I’ve never been more grateful for than when Shawn, the pub’s long-time bartender, flips over a fresh pint glass, fills it to the brim with Guinness, and plunks it down in front of me with a we-knew-you’d-come-crawling-back-at-some-point gleam in his dark eyes. No New Englander betrays the beloved Patriots like I did and lives to tell the tale. The minute I eloped with Rick, the general manager for the Pittsburgh Steelers, heads started to roll. My lack of penis being the first, and my status as a “traitor” trailing behind in a close second place. Loves me for it, even though I have two strikes against me. I don’t know, something monumental, something that carries weight and importance-something more than the truth.Īnd the truth is, us Levis are notoriously notable for only one thing: football.

You know, something inspiring, like curing a rare disease or establishing a school for god-knows-what or proving, once and for all, that aliens exist and Earth isn’t the sole survivable planet. Growing up, I always pretended the honor was bestowed upon us because someone in my family did the world a good deed. Looking for more information on Wartales? We've got you covered at Pro Game Guides! Check out All Wartales Specializations, Explained, and our Wartales Relationships Guide.But here I am, playing with the decades-old football that the Golden Fleece keeps around for whenever a Levi enters the pub. Some are definitely easier to get than others, while as with everything Wartales they are subject to change as the game is still being regularly patched and altered. There has been some community speculation that certain titles are also tied to particular Traits, but I haven’t seen any hard evidence of that. When one of your Wartales companions receives a title, they will immediately receive a free Aptitude point, so they’re definitely worth having.
